<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Fart Underall's]]></title><description><![CDATA[back off, man, my dad is a janitor. ]]></description><link>https://www.fartunderall.com/blog</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2026 08:37:14 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://www.fartunderall.com/blog-feed.xml" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><item><title><![CDATA[poem ~ 1]]></title><description><![CDATA[this is not fog in the air it is a staining machine releasing soot and unbreathable  made from things that do not last like me and you in a place that cashes chips  out on life long-sleeved womanizer in  white bottomed shoes calls their mom at an angle telling her it’s not too late. growing out of the time  where there was no time for things that fell  or cried.  pride takes hold cloaked in video games  and backyard battles as the hero who always wins at the last second.  mirrors cry or is it...]]></description><link>https://www.fartunderall.com/post/_here</link><guid isPermaLink="false">6a1f4a8c345fdf6c424f1c25</guid><pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2026 21:26:41 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>Haydn Boldt</dc:creator></item></channel></rss>